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It’s colder in Chicago than Antarctica!
It’s so cold the polar bear at Lincoln Park Zoo is in a Snuggie!
It’s so cold Cheryl Scott is wearing something appropriate on NBC 5!
All these warnings and yet parents all over the midwest have run outside with boiling pots of water, so they can throw them up in the air and “make snow,” or burn the hell out of themselves, depending on the wind. But please make sure to post ALL of your videos to Facebook, it’s slightly less annoying than screen shots of the weather forecast.
Anyway. Since it’s so cold outside crap is freezing all over the place DAD thought he would share some pictures of frozen stuff from Chiberia and just winter in general.
Enjoy, like DAD’s Facebook page by clicking here and make sure to wear goggles or your eyes will freeze and fall out.
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- Boiling water turns into snow. Make sure to throw it into or with the wind so it blows away from you
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- Frozen soap bubble
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- Frozen beer on the grill, best way to keep it warm
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- Frozen water balloon
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- Frozen water balloon with food coloring inside
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- Frozen egg. Keeps it real fresh!
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- Frozen sweat shirt, remember to take your gym clothes out of your car
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- Frozen water bottle
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- Frozen pee
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- Frozen beard. Looks “cool.”
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- Frozen cars.
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- Frozen warehouse in Chicago
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- Frozen computer! Ha! get it…Frozen!!
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- Frozen windows
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- St. Joe, Michigan light house. Frozen!
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- Frozen Bean!
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- Frozen eyelashes
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- Frozen hot tub, make sure to check that everything is working
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- For you DAD’s in Colorado. Frozen grapes. I’ve heard, it’s great for cotton mouth!
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- Remember DAD warned you!
