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Wednesday, August 21st is my Birthday (also Jim McMahon) I am a pretty lucky guy when it comes to the wants and needs department. I have three healthy kids, an amazing wife, a dog who poops on command and a TV that’s bigger than the Douchey Dad down the street. I’m lucky.
When it comes to gifts, I always want the same thing: let me sleep past 8:00 AM, a cup of Dunkin Donuts coffee, time to poop and a bike ride.
However, all that being said, I started to think about the things I know I definitely won’t be getting this year. I looked back at the things I Googled, searched for on Craigslist or bid on, on Ebay, the gallery below is the 10 things I really want, but I know I won’t be getting for my birthday.
There’s still time, so if any of you feel generous, don’t feel awkward about buying a complete stranger a gift, we are Facebook friends, that’s the 2013 equivalent of first cousins.
