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The other day my wife walked past the bathroom as kid #2 and I were finishing off a good father son pee. As we were putting our weapons away, a little dribble fell onto the toilet seat, which I quickly wiped up using the sock that was on my foot.
From behind us, I heard a noise that sounded much like metal being torn in half by a swarm of killer bees. “What the hell are you doing” “She” buzzed at me.
“What, I do it all the time, I’m going to wash them, what’s the big deal?” Was my logical response. I mean socks are white, they’re cotton, just like a towel, they’re thick and a little pee on the side of my sock isn’t going to hurt anything.
I am a busy guy, sometimes the sock wipe is all I have time for. Well, I am actually 20% busy and 80% lazy, regardless, it does the trick.
As my wife went upstairs to relax or look at old boyfriends on LinkedIn(cuz’ they are all the kinds of guys who would use LinkedIn), it made me think about all the different things guys use their socks for around the house.
Here are the top 10 Things men do with their socks that they want to keep secret.
By the way. There are no actual pictures of men doing anything in the aforementioned gallery, we are not stupid enough to get pictures taken, so use your imagination.
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