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To quickly bring you up to speed, I had a vasectomy late last year. We decided 108 kids is enough, and “pulled the goalie.” Problem is, I have never been able to find the time to make a “sample” to bring to the doctors office to test and see if everything worked out (more details click here).
Last week MOM, took some time off and DAD was able to make and deliver a sample (special thanks to redtube.com). That should have been the end of our problems. It was just the beginning.
Hospital Lady: DAD, we have a problem with your sample.
DAD– How could there be a problem? I haven’t had sex in over 6 weeks (for a different blog) I filled that cup up! At one point I’m pretty sure I heard it gag and ask me to stop!
Hospital Lady: We can’t seem to find the sample.
DAD- Stunned silence- How if the hell do you lose a Super Big Gulp full of sample? Do you know what could happen if that sample is released into the wild!
Hospital Lady (Sounding a little shifty) : We will do our best to find it and let you know as soon as we do.
I understand losing babies, but the magical elixir that makes the babies, come on! I am pretty sure there is a conspiracy going on. Below are the eight things I think the hospital might be doing with my “missing” sample.
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