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If you haven’t been watching the Today show or been on Facebook in the last 14 seconds, then you might not know that Father’s Day is this Sunday and everyone is talking about what to get for your dad.
Over the next few days, DAD is going to share a few things he has uncovered as basically awesome or something that you might want to look into for your special dad.
As a writer one of the first rules of “the game” is write about what you know,’ so today DAD is writing about poop.
I have been called a “Poop Connoisseur,” which is a title I feel has to be earned over many years of changing diapers, cleaning up after the dog and the occasional bout’ with a floater in the bath tub, yes, I can say I have become an expert on poop.
What does poop and Father’s Day have in common? A great deal actually, if your dad is like me, or my dad or the dad down the street or in the stall next to me, then he enjoys his “special time alone” in the bathroom, or in my case alone with the dog, a few dozen Legos and a Hot Wheels car or four.
Point is, pooping is a manly pleasure dating back to well Thag Thagerson, the first caveman to squat over a rock and read the petroglyphs on the wall of the cave(even then people didn’t like LeBron). Anyway, pooping is a thing we do, enjoy and yes, when it’s awesome tell our friends about: all men, everywhere.
This is where the gift comes in. You can help make dads “alone time” something he will truly enjoy with the Squatty Potty. What you ask is the Squatty Potty? DAD calls it the “best dump of your life” but it is way more than that.
The Squatty Potty wraps around the bowl of your toilet and acts as a shelf for your feet, to help you get into the proper position. With your knees in the proper position, the muscles that wrap around your rectum are completely relaxed and boom goes the dynamite. Everything comes out, smooth, fast and super easy.
It may feel a little weird at first, but man it does the trick, making sure all the kids are in the pool and ready for the water ride.
It works and lets be honest, we have all been in much stranger position in our lives to complain about this one.
If you’re looking for the gift that will keep on giving all year long, every day, sometimes five times a day if you’re like my buddy Dave, then the Squatty Potty is gift worth checking out. As an added bonus, our five year old stands on it to go pee and has improved his “accuracy” a whole bunch.
Click here to check out the Squatty Potty, they are on sale right now for $25.00!
Click here to learn even more about how to get the most out of your pooping position.
NOTE: I was not paid to write this. This is not a sponsored post. I just LOVE pooping with my Squatty Potty and enjoy sharing the news.
