It’s two weeks into the New Year and right about now, guys are leaving the gym and getting back to their normal routine of thinking about getting into shape, instead of actually doing it.
Here are two words that should send you back to the gym, spin class or yoga studio- Hidden Penis! No, it’s not a game like “spank and tickle” Hidden Penis is much, MUCH worse!
DAD has been doing a little research and wanted to share what he found about staying in shape and the length of your penis, they go, well, “hand in hand.”
Most of us are familiar with the phrase F-U-P, Baby Belly, muffin top or pouch that women have. Whatever you call it, it’s the loose bely fat that hangs over the front of their body and can even grow so big it folds over, a common phrase on men is “beer gut.”
While it may be unattractive on women, for men it could is so much more.
Guys, this “beer gut” is the arch enemy of your junk! You heard me right, as the fat grows on the lower part of your belly, the apparent size of your penis changes. Ira Sharlip, MD, clinical professor of urology at the University of California, San Francisco, says, “A large pre-pubic fat pad makes the penile shaft look shorter.” Some call it hidden penis!
“In some cases, abdominal fat all but buries the penis,” says Ronald Tamler, MD, PhD, co-director of the Men’s Health Program at Mount Sinai Hospital in New York City. “One way I motivate my overweight patients is by telling them that they can appear to gain up to an inch in size simply by losing weight.”
Buries your penis! There are a lot of great places to burry the burrito, but to burry it under a layer of your own belly fat is not one of them!
Lose the gut, gain an inch! Not that I need it but for the rest of you that could mean the difference of a happy mommy or a happy tennis coach!
So, losing weight doesn’t exactly make your penis grow, but getting rid of that gut and flattening that tummy of yours will make things more visible, better looking and not covered in hairy, flabby, sweaty, fat! Just like food, it’s all about the presentation, making your drum stick more desirable and better to “eat.”
It makes sense, if you have a phone pole next to a mountain it looks tiny, that same phone poll on a flat road in the desert, it looks massive!
Boys, if you are still worried about a smaller package, “Most guys would be proud to know that their penis is twice as long as they think it is, “says Tobias Kohler, MD, assistant professor of urology at Southern Illinois University School of Medicine on WedMd. “That’s because half the length of the penis is inside your body. Just like you don’t see all of a big oak tree above ground, you don’t see the root of your penis tucked up inside your pelvis and attached to your pubic bone.
As seen in an MRI picture, an erect penis is shaped like a boomerang.”
From this day forward DAD would like to be called Mr. Boomerang or Big Oak Tree!
Anyway, back to exercise. Besides all of the stuff it does for your heart, lungs etc. Exercise and weight loss will make your man meat look and feel bigger, faster, stronger.
Check out the diagram below of what a big belly can do to your man hammer, only you can prevent hidden penis!
I’ll see you at the gym!
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